i am 🌴

i am 🌴

We had to go to some international student “”“”beach party”“”“” so i took 3 shots of whiskey in 5 minutes before we left and ate fried rice the whole time

Please let me keep this memory, just this one.

i fell in a water fall and almost broke my thumb but im ok dont worry 

phonetap:

Things I’m Ashamed Of:

  • Threw a turtle really hard into a creek
  • When I first moved to my new school in 1st grade I introduced myself to this girl- it was indoor recess or something and I showed up in the middle of it- by telling her my first and last name and then spelling them.
  • In 8th grade while dressing for rehearsal with some of my friends I apologized to them for being fat? For having my shirt off and them seeing me I guess. They didn’t say anything back
  • Instead of playing saints row  for the first time like I want to I’m watching more Bates Motel
  • I used to write and post raps to facebook in highschool. Like senior year. That bad.
  • In 6th or 7th grade I tried to convince my little brother I was cool by saying that I snuck out at night and had sex with girls
  • I used to call this kid a faggot on the bus and didn’t even remember until he told me a couple years later, when we were semi-friends
  • I played mad at my friend for accidentally pushing me in the water and called him a whole bunch of names and he cried a little bit and I never like, broke. I never told him that I wasn’t mad.
  • That same friend I completely ignored when I saw him years later(he was held back so we got separated in school). I remember the look on his face when he saw me, like he lit up for a short moment and then I just kept walking. He used to be my best friend.
  • I failed math class freshman year because I was too busy beatboxing with my friends.
  • I’m still watching Bates Motel. More like MasturBates Motel

heckacute:

You are a very
generous helping of my
most favorite stuff

Ive said it before and i will say it again.

Where them #fuckboys at

update: eating a big ass carrot 

trillgamesh:

YOU WHAT

trillgamesh:

YOU WHAT

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch