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We had to go to some international student “”“”beach party”“”“” so i took 3 shots of whiskey in 5 minutes before we left and ate fried rice the whole time
Things I’m Ashamed Of:
- Threw a turtle really hard into a creek
- When I first moved to my new school in 1st grade I introduced myself to this girl- it was indoor recess or something and I showed up in the middle of it- by telling her my first and last name and then spelling them.
- In 8th grade while dressing for rehearsal with some of my friends I apologized to them for being fat? For having my shirt off and them seeing me I guess. They didn’t say anything back
- Instead of playing saints row for the first time like I want to I’m watching more Bates Motel
- I used to write and post raps to facebook in highschool. Like senior year. That bad.
- In 6th or 7th grade I tried to convince my little brother I was cool by saying that I snuck out at night and had sex with girls
- I used to call this kid a faggot on the bus and didn’t even remember until he told me a couple years later, when we were semi-friends
- I played mad at my friend for accidentally pushing me in the water and called him a whole bunch of names and he cried a little bit and I never like, broke. I never told him that I wasn’t mad.
- That same friend I completely ignored when I saw him years later(he was held back so we got separated in school). I remember the look on his face when he saw me, like he lit up for a short moment and then I just kept walking. He used to be my best friend.
- I failed math class freshman year because I was too busy beatboxing with my friends.
- I’m still watching Bates Motel. More like MasturBates Motel
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